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Confuse and overcome.

9/22/2017

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My friend Bill got high. Below is his 5 step method to navigating the awkward moment when someone asks you something and you have no fucking clue what to say....
  1. Look like your contemplating
  2. Ask them to repeat the question 
  3. Look at them intently, the more eye contact the better
  4. Continue nodding your head in fake contemplation and ask some vague questions
  5. Use probing questions to encourage your opponent to continue talking about themselves
  6.  Keep drinking and nodding and maybe they'll forget they're expecting an answer...

Confuse and overcome, my friends. Confuse and overcome.




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