#Thebessyoucan
A few weeks before I got married, a bridesmaid was asking how I wanted her to do her hair and make up. I honestly had no preference, but in my tactless exhaustion said; "I don't know Katie, just... look the best you can." What I meant was- "look the way you want to and you feel your best"... THUS: the BESS you can... A slightly brassy way of getting shit done.
Hoops (See also: Hoopie, Hooper, Hoop-dog)
A 'hoop' is a person who generally leaves something to be desired. They are usually flighty, unintelligent and lack basic social skills. Hoops can be individuals but are worse in groups. Nothing is worse than a group of hoops
nightmarescenario
A happenstance in which all of the worst possible situations converge upon the same time and place... and THEN you step in dog shit.
Going Fishing
Code for: Girls night. Goals- Get hit on, turn heads, feel hot. *Bonus points for free drinks.
(These nights usually end at Meg's house, eating Jack-n-the-Box at 3am.)
(These nights usually end at Meg's house, eating Jack-n-the-Box at 3am.)
Sniper
A tactically brilliant person who can somehow backhand compliment you, ultimately insulting you to the point where your only response is to actually go fuck yourself.
ex.
B-"C'mon, your too skinny, eat a nutter butter"
K-"ugh. I hate when people do that. Would you be ok if I told you that you were too fat?"
or
K- "I actually really like you when I'm drunk"
ex.
B-"C'mon, your too skinny, eat a nutter butter"
K-"ugh. I hate when people do that. Would you be ok if I told you that you were too fat?"
or
K- "I actually really like you when I'm drunk"
Rounding the Clubhouse Turn
Some people are unfamiliar with this term, but it is actually a universally acknowledged term in regards to something that is "near the end." An old horse racing term, my father uses the term to describe old people, or people on the brink of total mental breakdown.
Example: "Oh he's rounding the clubhouse turn, you can't believe any shit my brother says"
Example: "Oh he's rounding the clubhouse turn, you can't believe any shit my brother says"
Dramamare
It's like a day dream only you're dreaming up the most EXTRA scenarios...where in which you are a boss ass bitch rock star. You don't actually want this type of drama to go down- but if it DID, you'd react perfectly.